Corkey's Story

Corkey is from Connecticut - from East Haven. If you ask him, he'll tell you all the reasons why he hates his father, and why he can't stand talking to his mother. I imagine his family is like the Sopranos (he's Italian), only not as nice or classy. In spite of Corkey's upbringing, he has gone on to college and finished his B.A., M.A., M.F.A., and is just short of the Ph.D. But like I said, it's not a degree he really wants since no one is as smart as he is. If it weren't so funny, it'd be maddening.